Stinker Puns

I said, “I think most kids smell that way!”

A stinker toy!!!

Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!!!

My stepdad told me this when I was little and every once and a while I think of it and it makes me smile. I thought it would do the same for you

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.

Now it Stings with Every Breath I Take.

It was summer in Australia, and I was still in high school. One of the students asked our middle aged, male math teacher to turn on the air conditioner, as it was a stinker that day.

He responded by going over to the air conditioner and saying "oh yeah baby, do you like that?"

Wife: "You can't say I don't......"

Me: LONG LOUD FART.

Pause.

Me: Don't listen to that Stinker, he's a real Asshole.

are hanging out in a stomach, one says to the other, "Let's be stinkers and go out the back door!"