Got my wife with this absolute beaut.

I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.

"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.

"I can't see any of it" says my wife.

"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.

wife groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My GF one upped me at dad jokes...

So my girlfriend and i were texting each other and came up with this beaut:

GF: Make me some cake Me: Maybe i can email some cake GF: It has to be less than a... byte Me: dammit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonJoe11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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