A list of puns related to "Beaut"
I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.
"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.
"I can't see any of it" says my wife.
"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.
wife groans
So my girlfriend and i were texting each other and came up with this beaut:
GF: Make me some cake Me: Maybe i can email some cake GF: It has to be less than a... byte Me: dammit
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