A relatable inanimate object pun that I drawded.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
What is the object oriented way to get wealthy?
My wife is such a sex object.
Every time I want sex, she objects.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects
I told her it was one night stand...
We preserve objects very well these days.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
Who would run a country where there are only objects used for geometrical drawing?
What is the most sexual object in the world?
A door, because it wont stop banging the frame.
My wife said I can't treat people like objects.
I'm not so sure I can live with that.
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
This one weird object will literally shock you!
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
It’s funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”
I could identify them right away. those are ufos.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
I think I lost my sense of object permanence
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
Them: Don’t treat women like objects
Me: Women women = new Women();
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
I made an object that simulates how something travels downhill
What fee is connected to every wedding and no-one objects?
My wife was just swapping out objects on the mantle, and my son asked why she was putting bamboo up there.
I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!!
Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.
“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”
My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.
A 1-D object and a 2-D object walk into a bar
The 1-D object turns to the 2-D object
Why is it painful when you're hit with a vibrating object?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
What do scientists use to study high speed objects running into each other from a safe distance?
Bells are really obedient objects.
They only sound off when they are tolled.
Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects
Wonder what they’d call a collection of exactly 1009 assorted objects back in Ancient Rome
My eye doctor is concerned because I keep walking headlong into objects...
He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.
I've always gotten small shocks when touching metal objects, but that stopped recently.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
What is the shortest object in the living room?
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I call my wife the sex object.
Anytime i want sex, she objects.
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
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