What is the greatest goal for a cow?
To become outstanding in their field.
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?
What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?
If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal....
You have to work hard to reach your goals.
After all, not all batboys grow up to become batmen.
The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.
At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
My goals for the future....
Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?
Because his teammate is a little Messi
Same applies if she stops footballs from going in the goal
I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland.
And I am not going to quit until I am Finish!
My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.
Punt or kick the field goal?
A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?
Transcend dental medication.
A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
My three goals for 2019:
- Stop making lists
- Learn how to count
Why does Pepsi always achieve its goals?
Why doesn’t the blind person have any life goals
He has no one to look up to
What do you call a scorpion that just scored a goal?
My goal was to build a fort for each letter of the alphabet, but I was only able to build the first six.
What’s important is that I made an F Fort.
Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row
He would be the reigning Raining champ
I have a goal to stop being over ambitious.
I hope to hit it by tomorrow.
Did you know there’s a middle aged women only activist group who’s goal is to literally stop all men?
They call themselves ‘Menopause.’
I Asked My Dad What His Goal Was
Response: To live for ever, or die trying.
I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...
But since then it's all been down hill...
My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...
"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....
No one would sign us up."
What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?
If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal...
I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland and I’m not gonna quit til I’m Finish