I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Knot on wood
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
Because, well, Y knot?
I can’t see it taking off.
They want him to make its O.
but it's really taking off
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He had a complex complex complex.
It’s the only one that’s always on sail....
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
He is an in-terrier decorator.
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it
Noone likes psycho-pants
It was written by Archie Tek
Sadly it only works on paper.
He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.
It's called "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Shelf"
The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"
He lost his dam mind.
But somehow it just slipped away.
"What would she like on top of that?" asked the assistant.
I said, "Probably some money and for me to do the cleaning."
You could technically say the design was ElonGated
Would he have to make America's gate again?
They're all right now.
"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."
When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups. There was a brand identity project for a new company, and I was in charge of typography, but those two disagreed with my choice of font.
The first one was this stony-looking Peruvian-American man named Esteban Ferrero, but since that's Spanish for Steven Smith, and our company had a rule that everyone has to call each other using nicknames instead of last names, everyone, including himself, just called him Steve. The second one was a Dutch woman with a sharp glare named Evelien van der Berg. She was famous for giving designers a hard time convincing her that their design choices work better than hers. In accordance with the company rules, we called her Eve.
Anyway, I showed Steve my first draft, and he wasn't convinced that I chose LinoLetter as the main font, and told me that I should use a sans-serif font. But I stood by my position that serifs add legibility to printed and digital material, that it fits the company's... keep reading on reddit ➡
Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"
He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.
... Hot Purse Suits
Dad: "Son, I think have some reservations about that sweater."
He then began chuckling deeply for a few minutes before I gave in and joined him.
"No, I think a stick would be more appropriate here."
...An international best cellar.
Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.