[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns

I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:

Sign Waves

Sign(2Ply)

Knot on wood

Ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Hemsworth
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I'm trying to think of puns for one of my designs, Planet Erf. So far I have 'You Deser-ERF it' and 'I luv-ERF you' Any suggestions would be welcomed. Possibly ones that could go on a greeting card. v.redd.it/hri3com63sc61
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I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
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What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beemoh808
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
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Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
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Design
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
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In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.

We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuecoTanks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,

They are SAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?

There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.

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I always wanted to design and build my own dream home..

But I've no concrete plans yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?

When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuecoTanks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
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Great design!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.

Because, well, Y knot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeletor_Uber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

What do you guys think about it?

Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?

We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!

You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.

Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I wasn't sure if my new airplane design would be successful

but it's really taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?

It’s the only one that’s always on sail....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethbacca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him

So I came, I sawed, I coloured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Have you heard about the dog that can design living rooms?

He is an in-terrier decorator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheKat86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?

Because he was very good at orienting objects.

(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarvedttudd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Found this on my crappy design post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/izyzacov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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In college I studied American history and fashion design...

My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kainer1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What a crappy design
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollchri325
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Crappy design
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocaineBob
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
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My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device

It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it

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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
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What do you call an airplane without any designs on it?

An airplain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditMelk
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If you want to dress as a Cyclops for Halloween, start keeping an eye out for an authentic costume design.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
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SchrΓΆdinger was very secretive about the design of his experiment.

He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
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I have a great design for a drawing machine.

Sadly it only works on paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredrickTheGrey
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Dusty Springfield is starting her own Interior Design/Feng Shui business.

It's called "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Shelf"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Two contractors are working on a building design

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.

But somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technicolordick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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I'd bet $10 this bookmark was design by a dad

http://imgur.com/DProikz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walden42
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If Trump wanted to re-design the entrance to the country...

Would he have to make America's gate again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
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If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together

You could technically say the design was ElonGated

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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I went to a cake shop and told the assistant that I wanted to design a cake for my wife.

"What would she like on top of that?" asked the assistant.

I said, "Probably some money and for me to do the cleaning."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Had some extra time in my digital design class imgur.com/bwU0T56
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