[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns

I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:

Sign Waves

Sign(2Ply)

Knot on wood

Ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Hemsworth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
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Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?

When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.

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I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.

Because, well, Y knot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
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My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Great design!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
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I wasn't sure if my new airplane design would be successful

but it's really taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

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Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
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Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?

It’s the only one that’s always on sail....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethbacca
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In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him

So I came, I sawed, I coloured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Have you heard about the dog that can design living rooms?

He is an in-terrier decorator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheKat86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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In college I studied American history and fashion design...

My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kainer1000
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Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?

Because he was very good at orienting objects.

(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarvedttudd
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My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device

It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it

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Found this on my crappy design post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/izyzacov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Whacky trouser designs are rather unpopular....

Noone likes psycho-pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmao-Ze-Dong
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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What a crappy design
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Crappy design
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocaineBob
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Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
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What do you call an airplane without any designs on it?

An airplain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditMelk
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I have a great design for a drawing machine.

Sadly it only works on paper.

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SchrΓΆdinger was very secretive about the design of his experiment.

He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
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If you want to dress as a Cyclops for Halloween, start keeping an eye out for an authentic costume design.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
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Dusty Springfield is starting her own Interior Design/Feng Shui business.

It's called "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Shelf"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Two contractors are working on a building design

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
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As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.

But somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technicolordick
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I went to a cake shop and told the assistant that I wanted to design a cake for my wife.

"What would she like on top of that?" asked the assistant.

I said, "Probably some money and for me to do the cleaning."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together

You could technically say the design was ElonGated

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If Trump wanted to re-design the entrance to the country...

Would he have to make America's gate again?

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Had some extra time in my digital design class imgur.com/bwU0T56
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explosionsgalore
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I'd bet $10 this bookmark was design by a dad

http://imgur.com/DProikz

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I guess there have been safety concerns regarding NASCAR's track designs; specifically with the turns. In an attempt to address them, the courses were reversed.

They're all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
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At the auto show looking at the terrible new design on the Ram truck...

"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."

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When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups... (Long Pun)

When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups. There was a brand identity project for a new company, and I was in charge of typography, but those two disagreed with my choice of font.

The first one was this stony-looking Peruvian-American man named Esteban Ferrero, but since that's Spanish for Steven Smith, and our company had a rule that everyone has to call each other using nicknames instead of last names, everyone, including himself, just called him Steve. The second one was a Dutch woman with a sharp glare named Evelien van der Berg. She was famous for giving designers a hard time convincing her that their design choices work better than hers. In accordance with the company rules, we called her Eve.

Anyway, I showed Steve my first draft, and he wasn't convinced that I chose LinoLetter as the main font, and told me that I should use a sans-serif font. But I stood by my position that serifs add legibility to printed and digital material, that it fits the company's

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
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If I was to go into edible fashion design I'd call my company "The Smell"

Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
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If Einstein had followed up on his patented design for a kitchen appliance refrigerator

He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.

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I'm going to design decorative sleeves that go over women's handbags and call them...

... Hot Purse Suits

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I recently bought a sweater that had some Native American-like designs on it, when my dad saw me wearing it...

Dad: "Son, I think have some reservations about that sweater."

He then began chuckling deeply for a few minutes before I gave in and joined him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3Greyhound
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At a UI design meeting - "Should we use a caret?" (>)

"No, I think a stick would be more appropriate here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtravar
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In her costume design class, Caitlin needed some help coming up with an idea; I made sure to slip in a dadjoke

http://i.imgur.com/MBCZs73.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwatkins29
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What do you get if you have a world renown architect design your basement?

...An international best cellar.

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My graphic design professor should have been a dad

Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.

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