Apple is designing a new car.
But theyβre having trouble installing windows.
π︎ 51
π
︎ Jan 29 2021
My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
π︎ 6
π
︎ Feb 12 2021
I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 29 2020
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Oct 01 2020
I had a job designing ping pong paddles...
It wasnβt very challenging. After all, it wasnβt RACKET science.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 19 2020
Did you hear about the guy who makes his living by designing cool clothes for dudes?
Yeah, heβs Bro-Fashion Al.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jul 07 2019
I was designing a belt made of watches but I gave up on it
π︎ 12
π
︎ Mar 19 2019
I'm designing a drug that invigorates you as it mellows you out. I plan to market it
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 01 2019
Did you hear Apple is designing a car..
It was going great until they attempted to install windows.
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jan 29 2018
I spent months designing a belt made of recycled watches
My wife says it was a waist of time
π︎ 26
π
︎ Jun 25 2017
I want to make a career out of designing bin bags
Even if I am terrible at it, they would still be garbage bags
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 22 2017
[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 31 2018
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
π︎ 3k
π
︎ May 14 2021
There are less and less balloons with money designs
π︎ 5
π
︎ May 14 2021
The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
Some pieces of technology have such great design...
Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!
π︎ 15
π
︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Mar 16 2021
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
π︎ 68
π
︎ Feb 11 2021
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
π︎ 36
π
︎ Mar 01 2021
What do you call a sock design artist?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Apr 05 2021
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
π︎ 25
π
︎ Feb 20 2021
My wife designed a dress made completely from recycled whiteboards!
It's really quite remarkable!
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 10 2021
When graphic designers die...
...they go to Hellvetica.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 25 2021
My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 23 2021
Because I always take my shit to the next level
π︎ 599
π
︎ Feb 23 2021
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
He couldnβt get over it.
π︎ 38
π
︎ Dec 11 2020
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Feb 02 2021
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
π︎ 43
π
︎ Dec 03 2020
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jan 01 2021
Design
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Apr 18 2020
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Dec 14 2020
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what itβs called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause Iβve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 29 2021
I think the best web designers in the world might be
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jan 13 2021
Web designer
π︎ 501
π
︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesnβt happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 20 2021
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Dec 31 2020
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 30 2020
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 16 2020
People always ask me where I get my dad jokes
What they don't know is I save them all in my dadabase
π︎ 17
π
︎ Apr 27 2021
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 03 2020
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
π︎ 23
π
︎ Oct 31 2020
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
π︎ 114
π
︎ Aug 07 2020
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said βAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.β
She said Adele replied βNo! I want to play Halo from the other sideβ
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 27 2020
What job would spiders most likely get into?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Mar 12 2021
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
π︎ 31
π
︎ Oct 29 2020
βThereβs Bean an Accidentβ β Tee Shirt I Designed
π︎ 22
π
︎ Aug 30 2020
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
π︎ 19
π
︎ Apr 04 2021
Whatβs a spiderβs preferred job?
π︎ 26
π
︎ Apr 06 2021
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
π︎ 162
π
︎ Jul 17 2020
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
π︎ 293
π
︎ Jun 10 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.