Blueprint Puns

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

Unfortunately i didnt have a plan bee

I think I have lost the plot.

Through Wookieeleaks.

A man with a plan.

Psycho's Schematic?

I own a print shop named Lafayette Blueprint, and I’m taking my dog, who is a Blue Heeler, to work with me today. I need a witty pun to make a post on my businesses Facebook page today. What ya got reddit?

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

I was playing Warframe with a few buddies on Teamspeak. One of them is annoyed with the roll he got from his void relic and that all he'd get was a Forma Blueprint.

To which I replied "Well, it spawned forma reason."

Cue groans from chat.

I walked into the office to offer my morning greetings and saw my boss hunched over a large pile of blueprints...

"Big plans for the day?"