I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
I escaped the WW3 draft.
I guess you can say Iran from it.
I asked my Dad “how do I avoid the draft?”
He said put a sweater on.
This tweet was sitting in his drafts for at least a week
The Miami Dolphins have three first round picks in this year’s NFL Draft.
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
My dad and I were participating in a fantasy football draft together. After my pick, it was his turn.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
It’s not EU, it’s me.
This is just a rough draft
Did you hear about the NFL draft?
They ran outta weather stripping.
Why is the NFL draft held in Chicago?
Because it's the Windy City!
The draft in here is so bad the hairs on the back of my neck are standing at attention.
Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.
The Cold War would have never been the Cold War if it weren't for the draft.
Did I ever tell you how I dodged the draft?
All I had to do was close the window
Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
