My favourite 'dad joke' is purposefully misunderstanding the kids and watching their disbelief as they try and reword things so even an idiot can understand. We have a family app so they need permission to download some apps onto their devices (because we are "controlling" 🙂).
So every now and then this will happen:
Child : Can I get an app?
Me : sure, if you're tired just go and lie down.
Child: no, an APP
Me: yes, lie DOWN
Child: No, I need an... I want a...I just want...an app.
Me: or an early night?
Child: weary sigh
Me: you do look tired
- thinking I'm the best joker in history*
That was a short version. If it didn't make sense, read it aloud.
The kids will put me in a home at the first opportunity.
It's just a draft at the moment.
It’s only a draft at the minute.
It's only a draft at the moment.
but it’s only a small draft at the moment
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
But I didn't have to go because Iran
I guess you can say Iran from it.
Iran
.....but it's only a draft.
"They're draft horses"
He said put a sweater on.
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
Because of all the fans.
Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.
He's quite the Pitcher.
It’s not EU, it’s me.
It was a preview of coming attractions!
My 22-year-old son came up with this joke and I thought it too special to not share!
Or something like that to get me gold, silver and platinum awards. Thanks in advance!
They ran outta weather stripping.
Because it's the Windy City!
Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.
All I had to do was close the window
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?
Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry boys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
By writing a RUFF draft
It was just a draft
I was charged with draft-dodging!
It's only a draft at the moment.
It's only a draft at the moment
