What do you call slutty vegetables?
Potat-hoes.
My nephew got my brother
While driving around my brother told my nephew when they got home nephew needed to take a bath.
N: why?
B: because you are dirty, you probably have potatoes growing in your ears
N: what?
B: you have potatoes in your ears
N: what?
B: potatoes grow in dirt, you have dirt in your ears
N: what?
B: you have potatoes in your ears
N: I can't hear you dad
B: YOU HAVE POTAT....facepalm
