Sometimes I Draw Puns
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📅︎ May 19 2018
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What do you call slutty vegetables?

Potat-hoes.

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👤︎ u/JovaJoda
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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My nephew got my brother

While driving around my brother told my nephew when they got home nephew needed to take a bath.

N: why?

B: because you are dirty, you probably have potatoes growing in your ears

N: what?

B: you have potatoes in your ears

N: what?

B: potatoes grow in dirt, you have dirt in your ears

N: what?

B: you have potatoes in your ears

N: I can't hear you dad

B: YOU HAVE POTAT....facepalm

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👤︎ u/scoo89
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