A list of puns related to "Drink"
So an under-age weasel waltzes into the local bar one fine Friday. He asks the bartender,
"HEY! Whatcha got to drink here?"
Bartender checks his ID, replies with,
"Well sir, since you're not quite old enough, here are your options:
We got tap water, seltzer water, apple juice, orange juice, milk, coffee, tea, and pop."
"POP! Goes the Weasel."
Jerry can!
He really raised the bar on that one
Because you can't eat it.
‐My 10 year old.
Minnesota.
Yeah.
It becomes cough-y.
-My 11 year son a few moments after I had coffee go down the wrong pipe and had a bit of a coughing fit.
proud dad noises
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
they can't handle their boos.
Traitor-ade
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
Duck billed platypus.
Jerry Can
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
The Mini-soda Vikings
The punchline
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
Mlemonade
The bartender says for you no charge
The bartender asked are you ladies from Ireland? The girls smiled and said Wales. The bartender replied are you two whales from Ireland?
He tells the bartender, “put it on my bill”
A Tea Rex
You’re liable to get hammered.
HornPub
"But it’s worth a shot!"
Because every time he walked into a pub the landlord would shout, "you're bard"
Jews
Walked into a bar owned by romans and asked for drinks for my ex and I. They gave us eleven bottles.
Gnatty light.
Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
1 supreme liter.
A quadratic formula.
"Water."
"Something harder!!"
"Ice"
A School bus.
Duck billed platypus.
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
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