My favourite 'dad joke' is purposefully misunderstanding the kids and watching their disbelief as they try and reword things so even an idiot can understand. We have a family app so they need permission to download some apps onto their devices (because we are "controlling" 🙂).
So every now and then this will happen:
Child : Can I get an app?
Me : sure, if you're tired just go and lie down.
Child: no, an APP
Me: yes, lie DOWN
Child: No, I need an... I want a...I just want...an app.
Me: or an early night?
Child: weary sigh
Me: you do look tired
- thinking I'm the best joker in history*
That was a short version. If it didn't make sense, read it aloud.
The kids will put me in a home at the first opportunity.
It's just a draft at the moment.
To stop the bank draft
It’s only a draft at the minute.
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
But I didn't have to go because Iran
It's only a draft at the moment.
I guess you can say Iran from it.
but it’s only a small draft at the moment
He said put a sweater on.
I ran.
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
.....but it's only a draft.
"They're draft horses"
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
He's quite the Pitcher.
It’s not EU, it’s me.
Because of all the fans.
Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.
They ran outta weather stripping.
Because it's the Windy City!
Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.
All I had to do was close the window
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?
Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry boys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
By writing a RUFF draft
It was just a draft
It's only a draft at the moment.
It's only a draft at the moment
