Shoot out all your engineer/engineering puns, fellas!
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
So I grounded him
"Allah bored"
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
A truss fund baby.
they make revisions
All you have to do is stay on track
Baerings.
They are looking at your shoes when they talk to you instead of their own.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
Audios
He found his locomotive.
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
Their reception was fantastic.
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
It's Groundbreaking work.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.
One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.
So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"
He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."
A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.
He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."
I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.
He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"
Because, the. They’d really be conductors.
It escalated very quickly.
Dern tootin’!
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
Or are they always just training?
They really blow him away!
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
It's in the wiring.
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
Because the are making a beeping noise - beep! beep! beep! because they are are backing up.
He wanted more e-fish in sea
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
And a Czech one too.
And a Czech one, and a Czech one too
And a Czech one, too.
I have a Czech one too...
I have a Czech one, too
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
