Have you met the handsome audio engineer?

He's actually a pretty sound guy.

Too bad he got fired, though. Turns out he couldn't handle feedback.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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What did the audio engineer do when the sound system failed before a big speech?

He found a guest speaker

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📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.

She's obsessed with aural sex.

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📅︎ May 15 2018
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I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer...

I have a Czech one too...

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📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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how many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, two... one, two...

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📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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My Birthday Last Year

I'm an audio engineer and I do a lot of bass-heavy stuff like trap and a couple older-style rap groups. With that in mind, my dad decided I needed a pair of 12-inch subs and an amp for my car. You know, to fill out the bottom end a little.

So, the day of my birthday, I was in town at my parents' house. He told me to get in the car with him and we start driving. I ask him where we're going but he tells me it's a surprise.

We roll into the parking lot of Subway. He had already ordered ahead and told me to wait in the car for my food. He brought out two 12-inch subs... and an Amp energy drink. My dad, folks.

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