An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.

He couldn’t get over it.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile

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👤︎ u/beemoh808
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

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👤︎ u/Arakashi_moku
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted

They were working around the clock

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📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?

He was Claus-trophobic 🎅

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.

They all gave me some weird stairs.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.

But I think he's built it up too much.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?

A Pyramid Schemer

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👤︎ u/cygamer002
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?

You column.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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A husband and wife architect team were planning their next project . . .

The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper ?

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

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👤︎ u/sangarshanan
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world?

It didn’t go down well

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👤︎ u/TheJawsDog
📅︎ May 22 2019
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My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.

It is a top cellar.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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What is an artist/architects favorite food?

Drawings

-First time dad, first time poster

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👤︎ u/tbolsbonanz
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why did the architect turn around, switch the light off, and go to bed?

His erection failed on him.

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👤︎ u/pd_conradie
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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An architect was telling me how my house would be built.

"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do famous architects have in common?

Tremendous builds.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Why couldn't the architect go out with his friends?

He had other plans.

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👤︎ u/RadiatorSam
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Saw a business card with the job title "Lead Architect" on it the other day...

So I asked, "Have you not been promoted to gold architect just yet, then?"

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👤︎ u/LolliTensor
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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What do you get if you have a world renown architect design your basement?

...An international best cellar.

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👤︎ u/Tabdelineated
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?

You column.

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👤︎ u/Yiedrik
📅︎ May 20 2018
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