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Can someone give a high level overview of how CL operates? Specifically their fund placement organization. My understanding is they are a fund placement agent and not a general partner. Do they partner up with GPs to handle fundraising? How is fund placement different than being part of a GP as an IR Associate?
The staff in the Editors guild of India informally known as the voice of βMaa- Beta βparty is very busy hurriedly making last minute arrangement of video conferencing interview of β Taliban Leader β of the new Taliban Afghanistan .
Ms. Tima Gustofa of Editors guild India quickly runs her glance over the attendees and gives a nod of approval to her secretary cum Afghan interpreter after finding - Runk Deep Mar desai , Broker Gupta , Barren Flopper , Paglika Ghost , Doorka Butt and Marish Kumar Ghandey all waiting impatiently to go ahead with the video conferencing . β Gentleman ! The floor is yours please shoot your questions β She announces.
Broker Gupta - Sir! since I am in my elements when I do walk the talk interview with my Guest , may I request you to start walking in your conference room while I start walking around the press room here . OK that is perfect! And now please allow me to express my admiration - your majestic walk reminds me of Lion in the Jungle.
Sir! Here is my Question for you - what is going to be your USP in making your ministries?
T.L - That is a Good question ! We are going to have separate ministry for βExecution and Burials β Which will be under me and that will be our USP.
Broker Gupta β Sir! What about other ministries you propose to have?
T.L - All other ministries will be supportive ministries revolving around the main ministry under me. Like Home ministry for identifying enemies and kefirs for executions , Industry ministry for providing resources like beheading weapons , burial grounds , crowd management , Finance ministry for budgeting our annual execution targets and subsequent β swachhata abiyan β , Human resource Ministry for training our executioners , IT ministry for spying through electronic surveillance and identifying Enemies and Kafirs etc .
Barren flopper - Sir! Would you not have Agriculture Ministry? How will you feed your population?
T.L - Of course .We will be Nationalizing the Poppy cultivation and we will open online portal for our customers to facilitate order processing and delivery at places of their choice .As far as provision of food to the population and other civic amenities that will be the head ache of Pakistan and China .
Barren Flopper β That is a Brilliant Agricultural reform Sir! Keeping it simple and smart. I wish our countryβs leadership could learn a thing or two from you on Farm reforms.
Runk Deep M
... keep reading on reddit β‘This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot)
> A Pulitzer prize winning Indian photographer Danish Siddiqui is dead. He died in a gun battle in Afghanistan.
> The country is once again blighted by the scourge of Islamist terrorism that has raised its bigoted head after the Americans walked out of Afghanistan.
> Reports from the country suggest that Taliban forces opened fire at Afghan state troops and Danish Siddiqui who was embedded with them, covering the escalating conflict, was one of those shot to death as the national army lost another local skirmish.
> His death confirms a grim prognosis: that with the liberal establishment, led by US President Joe Biden, simply abandoning Afghanistan to the ministrations of the Taliban, the country is on its way to becoming a caliphate once again.
> As this column has pointed out earlier, the impending Taliban victory will only plunge Afghanistan into a bottomless caldera of ignominy: the country led by the worst persecutors of human rights, the country with the most internal refugees, the country with the most terror groups, the country with the greatest number of orphaned children.
> Danish Siddiqui's lens was on its way to capture the inhuman consequences of the "Liberal" betrayal of Afghanistan.
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