Augustus Puns

A list of puns related to "Augustus"

Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.

We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!

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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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The Fault in Our Stars nailed us with a Dad Joke in the first half an hour.

Augustus Waters to his parents: "Hey guys, this is Hazel Grace."

Hazel: "Hi, it's just Hazel."

Mr. Waters: "Hi, Just Hazel!"

He had this awesome shit-eating/dad joke smile on his face it was perfct.

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👤︎ u/badassspaceman
📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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