A list of puns related to "Augustus"
We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!
Augustus Waters to his parents: "Hey guys, this is Hazel Grace."
Hazel: "Hi, it's just Hazel."
Mr. Waters: "Hi, Just Hazel!"
He had this awesome shit-eating/dad joke smile on his face it was perfct.
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