What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?

Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What did the Romans do when their emperor died?

They busted him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackTheSwordsman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?

They played rock paper Caesar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call a Roman emperor with a cellphone

Call-igula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopHatLlama353
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...

We're currently filming the Pilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What's the name of the only Roman Emperor to die due to to Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..

He might have been a Far-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I've just bought a new Roman emperor. He was a lot more expensive than the other emperors even though he doesn't do as much.

I've got an iClaudius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?

They drink Plebsi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devarda
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Who was the Roman Emperor who always mooned his subjects?

Gluteus Maximus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What was the name of the Roman emperor who kept getting things wrong?

Erroneous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16fghji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What do you call a spicy roman emperor?

Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshinoVA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Julius Caesar was stabbed several times by his own congress

Making him, contrary to popular belief, the first holey Roman emperor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kisskissyesyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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What do you call a peasant and their fief?

surf and turf

BONUS: What do you call a sick roman emperor?

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Julius Sneezer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artsykittii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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How did the Roman senators pick who will stab the emperor first?

Rock paper Caesar

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