Veto Puns

A list of puns related to "Veto"

On the way to a nice meal with my wife discussing our choice of footwear

Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.

Me: I don’t think so... I almost wore my sandals.

Wife: That would have been vetoed.

Me: No, that would have been open toed.

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👤︎ u/KennethPowersIII
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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Going halves with the neighbours for a new fence.

We went to Stratco (fence & roofing company) this morning, to look at and price up a new side fence. You know how you can get decorative top panels, well there is one that is just a bunch of linked circles that my wife liked.

I vetoed it though; I thought the neighbours might find it a bit o-ffencive...

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👤︎ u/BrokkenFrepz
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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