Burges Puns

A list of puns related to "Burges"

What do pirates order at Mcdonalds?

BurgARRRS!

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👤︎ u/Mandorism
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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👤︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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