The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
My wife designed a dress made completely from recycled whiteboards!
It's really quite remarkable!
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.
But I think he's built it up too much.
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane
I can’t see it taking off
I designed a never seen before knife...
... it's cutting-edge technology
My coworker sat on a can of glittery paint, designed to look like a toilet.
That was a case of asshole design.
There was a typeface company that successfully designed upper-case numbers, they were called Capital One.
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
I've designed my own 12-step program
I know a guy who sells chairs designed for use in waiting rooms. He has a very high-level position.
He's the chair man of the bored.
Who designed the round table that all the knights sat at?
Guy who designed first handles....
....opened doors to a lot of opportunities.
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
I've designed a tea brand aimed at Jewish Men
(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
Do you know if Ed Gein ever designed a coat of arms?
What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?
It has just been announced that the man who designed the TV remote control has died.
But he went the way he wanted. His family said he went missing for 3 days then they found him down the side of the sofa!
Who designed King Arthur's round table?
Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?
Which Knight designed the round table?
Which of King Arthur's Knights designed the round table?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
