Web Designer Puns

A list of puns related to "Web Designer"

Web designer
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👤︎ u/jetpackguy221
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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👤︎ u/itaielidan
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.

I was love at first site.

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👤︎ u/lawpoop
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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If you're a successful web designer, every margin is a profit margin
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👤︎ u/JimmyJunkJunk
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Web designers. imgur.com/8SDrc02
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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ May 01 2015
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Who is a web designer's favourite superhero?

Spiderman

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👤︎ u/Davidpls
📅︎ Jul 23 2014
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?

Dad: web design.

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👤︎ u/bringojackprot
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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How many spiders does it take to create an app?

None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,

Seems nice, he’s a web designer

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👤︎ u/klatkasalowa5
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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My buddy spider really has his future planned.

He wants to become a web designer.

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👤︎ u/ShivanshuShekhar
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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Spider lists its profession on social media

Web Designer

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👤︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What did the spider want to be when it was older

A web designer

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👤︎ u/monsterlooster
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What are spiders best at?

Web designing

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👤︎ u/jeongmihyo
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Peter Parker didn’t always want to be a super hero

He originally had dreams of being a web designer

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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My wife asked me to take a spider out instead of killing it so I took out for some drinks.

He seems like a cool guy. He says he want to be a web-designer.

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👤︎ u/Patrick0B
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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I met a spider today who gave me his business card...

turns out he's a web designer.

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👤︎ u/astanix
📅︎ Jul 26 2013
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Spider joke found on Imgur.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

Sorry if this is a repeat, I'd never seen it on here.

Here's the image I came across.

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👤︎ u/pinklavalamp
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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My startup is building a new sneakers trading app.

The web designer made it so that when you try to delete an ad you are prompted: 'Are you shoe you want to do this?'

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👤︎ u/abbabon
📅︎ May 17 2015
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Who was the first web designer?

A spider.

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👤︎ u/47o9er
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it

Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer

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👤︎ u/personifiedfunnyness
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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So instead of killing a spider, I took him out

He was a really nice guy we had a few drinks. He's a web designer

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👤︎ u/Edgy_Sama
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/mer-edith
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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My wife told me take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer

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👤︎ u/Jackdec2
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.

We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.

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👤︎ u/SindySlaughter
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer

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👤︎ u/Adventure84
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.

We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/scrambledeggsalad
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I had a conversation with a spider

Turns out he's a Web Designer.

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👤︎ u/thedeathgames223
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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My wife said I should take out the spider instead of killing it.

I'm glad I did. We went out. Had a few drinks. Overall good guy. He's a web designer.

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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👤︎ u/ArchaicAlien
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Social Distancing.

Day 5 of social distancing:

I struck up a conversation with a spider today! He was nice, his name is Dave, and he’s a web designer!

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👤︎ u/Ging_e_R
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.

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👤︎ u/DaughterBoner
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

So we went out and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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👤︎ u/WHOFUCCINGFARTED
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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👤︎ u/aglatte
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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This should brighten or make your day worst

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he’s a web designer

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👤︎ u/Granilloo
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer

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👤︎ u/Lichqueen22
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits

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👤︎ u/ariesconfusion
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider outside instead of killing hime

so I did. we went out. had a few drinks. real nice guy.

hes a web designer.

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👤︎ u/cyberrich
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

Tonight is our third date, he's a cool guy. He's an aspiring web designer.

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👤︎ u/HalyconBolt
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out

Went out, had a few drinks, he's a web designer

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👤︎ u/fmlolika
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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The other day there was a spider.

I was told not to smash it but take it out. So I did. We went and got dinner and turns out he was a really nice guy, he wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/AustinAndGaming
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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My girlfriend made me take the spider out instead of killing it.

...so I did. Had some drinks, cool guy. Turns out he wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for drinks. Really nice guy. Has aspirations of web design.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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My wife said take the spider out instead of killing it...

We went out for a few drinks; cool guy, said he wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/twogreen
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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My wife told me to take a spider out and kill it, instead. . .

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

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👤︎ u/SicilSlovak
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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