Dress Code
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Dress code
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👤︎ u/luccebest1
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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I need a pun

Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.

I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.

I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?

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👤︎ u/lcg32195
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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It's dress code.
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📅︎ May 28 2018
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my 4 year old daughter played me with this one

after a slight, recent issue of my kid putting her shoes on the wrong feet, she hits me with this...

"daddy, not like shoes, socks can go on either foot!"

"youve got it, honey"

i look down a few seconds later... both socks are on the same foot.

"you told me either foot was ok!" she laughed hysterically for minutes.

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JSON Statham
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👤︎ u/Asmor
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What is a cappuccino's favourite programming language?

Javascript

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Got a pen from Starbucks

but it only writes in Javascript

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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There was this blind kid...

... who joined the Javascript class, because he couldn't C#

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How do people from Java communicate?

They write Javascript.

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