You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?
It cuts through Greece.
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early ?
Because dawn is tough on Greece
My dad was offered sex for services. (x-post r/funny)
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla at your nearest drug and convenience store. Act now and save 1.50 off your next purchase.
