Designer Clothes Puns

Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...

Gucci Gucci goo!

Yeah, he’s Bro-Fashion Al.

Dad: Did you know Starbucks sell designer clothes?

Me: No they don't...

Dad: They do - just got a pair of Kappa Chinos

I didn't even bother replying.

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• Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

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• Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

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I told the animal clothing designer that I wanted to be with her for all eternity, but turned out to only be puppy glove.