My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.
Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.
Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?
Why do True Gamerz always wear clean jeans?
They hate filthy casuals.
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
I heard about a politician who was caught accepting bribes from a jean company.
He’s in the pocket of big pants.
Why did the guy in the dad jeans get a COVID test?
Because he didn't have any taste
Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..
Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
What is Jean Luc Picard's favorite shotgun?
What do you call a man with holes in his jeans?
As a chubby guy, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, “Who's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"
"This is my hip replacement!"
I lost my sweatpants, so I wore a pair of jeans to the gym.
What if Jeans was actually pronounced like Jean. Like in Jean Paul Marat.
Skinny jeans aren't for everyone...
I personally don't think I could pull them off.
[To someone with ripped jeans] Did you go to church in those jeans?
Because they’re really holy
I just watched a documentary on the evolution of skinny jeans.
Police tried to arrest some jeans....
they just couldn’t get them cuffed.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do you get when you cross a pair of jeans and a brain?
Dad joke pun the GF hit me with this morning regarding blue jeans
While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"
To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."
I'm still absolutely floored with pride.
What are Mario's favourite jeans to wear?
I don't know where love for shoes comes from. Must run in my jeans.
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My costume for Halloween this year is to wear nothing but a pair of jeans.
I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.
i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water
needless to say, shawty got l'eau
Exercising in jeans, it just doesn’t work out
What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
I heard about a politician who was caught taking bribes from a jean company.
He’s in the pocket of big pants.
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
What type of jeans does Mario wear
As a fat guy, I try to avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull it off.
As a chubby person, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull them off.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
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