"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants
It's a fancy pants word.
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one!
As a golfer, it's always better to wear 2 pairs of trousers
You know, in case you get a hole in 1
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
I bought some stripper trousers for £50
They were a total rip off
I just made a belt from watches but my trousers still fell down
I guess that was a waist of time
I always take two pairs of trousers with me when I play golf.
Just in case I get a hole in one
When flies take off their trousers do they start by undoing their humans?
What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?
Russell.
Two nuns are sat on a train, when a man gets on and pulls his trousers down.
One nun had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...
But I couldn't find any
I don't get why the sperm bank won't accept my trousers...
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
I asked my dad how he manages to make his trousers last.
He told me he makes the coats first...
I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.
He said, "That will be £725."
"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining £724.97?"
The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."
"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.
I need a pair of trousers altered in a hurry.
Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?
I’ve got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers.
It’s driving me nuts.
What color is a hamburgers trousers?
Burgundy
who can repair my trousers' zip quickly?
Taylor Swift
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store imgur.com/mwSNwP7
A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
What does Thor wear under his trousers?
Thunder-wear
