I put a clock on my belt

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifruitninja
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I knew someone who collected watches. They'd link the watches all together into a sort of belt.

I thought it was a waist of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Did you hear about Orion's belt?

It was such a big waist of space.

Sorry.. I know terrible joke. You can leave a 3 star review.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I like to stuff dollar bills in my belt.

They tell me it’s a waist of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshep1188
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I spent years learning how to make a belt out of watches.

Everyone said that's a waist of the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What will you find under Orion's Belt?

His space junk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Don’t make an origami belt.

It’s a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle

This thing is driving me nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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If a belt made of watches is a waist of time...

Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Someone knocked on my door yesterday, he was selling belts with watches on them!

I said, β€˜I’m good thanks, they’re a waist of time’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dixie-Norrmuss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My son wanted to glue $20 bills to his belt

I told him that would just be a waist of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phresh_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I just beat a black belt at karate....

My next challenge is a green sock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...

...adding insoles to ninjary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4mb4tm4n
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I've got a black belt!

I like it, leather with a nice buckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzy-chin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt

It was a waist of time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixnayhombray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What would you call a virus with a black belt?

Kung Flu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why should people stop buying belts?

Because they always go to waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I invented the watch belt...

everyone says it’s a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.

They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call a pig with a black belt?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rdubdanger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...

But I decided it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If I attached a watch to my belt....

It would be a waste of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive_Panda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I attached all my watches together, to make a belt

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsozso01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I once made a belt out of one dollar bills.

It was a waist of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeporange_j
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call a belt with a clock on it?

A waist of time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?

A waist of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I made a belt out of watches

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icu451
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A guy replaces his leather belt with a belt of watches.

It's such a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerphV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I once made a belt out of dollar bills

It was waist of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPXR_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?

A waist of money.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I tied all my watches to my belt

....It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/looneytoes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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You know Orion’s Belt?

Yeah it’s a big waist of space

Ik ik it’s not a good joke I only give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Admiral_Hipster_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I made a belt of watches...

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tracyrose10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??

"It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"

"Waist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inttilife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills

A waist of money!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmhenrich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I made a belt out of watches...

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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