My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...

...adding insoles to ninjary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4mb4tm4n
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I made a belt of watches...

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tracyrose10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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You know Orion’s Belt?

Yeah it’s a big waist of space

Ik ik it’s not a good joke I only give it 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Admiral_Hipster_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.

He’d walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruditeredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.

They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills

A waist of money!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmhenrich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why should people stop buying belts?

Because they always go to waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...

But I decided it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a pig with a black belt?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rdubdanger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I invented the watch belt...

everyone says it’s a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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If I attached a watch to my belt....

It would be a waste of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"

"Waist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inttilife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.

He only gave it 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I attached all my watches together to make a belt..

It was a waist of time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pusilli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Dad, why did you throw all my belts in the garbage?

Because they're waist products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLilSleepy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work

It was just a waist of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear-trail-mix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Are you familiar with Orion’s Belt?

... huge waste of space.

Sorry, that joke wasn’t very good... three stars.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt

It was made Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzZaRRaZzA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.

I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stompya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I once made a belt out of watches...

I quickly grew out of the times fashion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDonnoAnymore_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I recently made a belt out of watches

It was a huge waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I thought about making a belt of watches

Then I realised that it would be a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxadam456
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches

But then I realized it would be a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I decided to invent a time machine you wear like a belt

It turned out to be a complete waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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For whom the belt holes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gone_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.

My wife said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...

...cause it only has a three star rating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why should you never attach a watch to your belt?

...because it would be a waste of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jRadu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a belt made of clocks

A waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMiniNinja07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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You know Orion's Belt?

Waist of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smudgedidit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I was on my way to work this morning and I forgot how to put my seat belt on.

After awhile, it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOnEm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I asked a black belt if he could give me some karate advice

Then I realised belts can't talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.

It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

Waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmitch91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I tried making a belt of watches once.

It was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binge_watcherz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?

A waist of money.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I made a belt out of watches...

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I made a belt out of watches once

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattatron18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I made a belt out of watches

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaticPeace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I made a belt out of watches once,

It was a waist of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I made a belt out of watches

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vjekom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt.

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmy_rickar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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