I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches

But then I realized it would be a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 64
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
🚨︎ report
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...

...cause it only has a three star rating!

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
🚨︎ report
"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

πŸ‘︎ 954
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.

It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 18
🚨︎ report
I asked a black belt if he could give me some karate advice

Then I realised belts can't talk

πŸ‘︎ 51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestLimit0
πŸ“…︎ May 14
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?

A waist of money.

πŸ‘︎ 90
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

πŸ‘︎ 250
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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
🚨︎ report
You know Orion's Belt?

Waist of space.

πŸ‘︎ 50
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smudgedidit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
🚨︎ report
Why do we test seat belts with crash test dummies ?

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 26
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made out of watches?

Waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 37
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmitch91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
🚨︎ report
You know Orion’s Belt?

Waste of Space.

I know, I know, mediocre joke: 3 Stars.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ May 16
🚨︎ report
I just got a black belt yesterday!

It's in my wardrobe.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarperso
πŸ“…︎ May 09
🚨︎ report
What do you call a clock on a belt?

A waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
🚨︎ report
I tried attaching my watch to my belt buckle

I then realized it was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
🚨︎ report
Wife: What is that green thing you are putting on your belt?

Husband: Its thyme, I like to waist thyme.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
🚨︎ report
A hematophagous Arachnid Acari showed up wearing sturdy leather leggings with a belt.

Questioned by his friend why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a Chaps-tick"

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetScr1be
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
🚨︎ report
Just made a belt out of $100 bills.

My wife thinks it’s a waist of money.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
🚨︎ report
Who wants to see my belt made of watches

Never mind it would be a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/humansizedfruit69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
🚨︎ report
I saw a man with a clock on his belt today.

I thought β€œWhat as waist of time!”.

πŸ‘︎ 65
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElecricXplorer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
🚨︎ report
For whom the belt holes
πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gone_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
I tied all my watches to my belt

too bad it was a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/proluxru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
🚨︎ report
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
🚨︎ report
My belt snapped when I bent over to pick something up.

It buckled under all the pressure.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
🚨︎ report
I made a belt entirely by braiding together herbs that I found in my pantry. It took me about five hours.

What a waist of thyme.

πŸ‘︎ 58
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boris_keys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
🚨︎ report
Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants!

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
🚨︎ report
You know Orion's Belt?

Big waist of space, huh.

Don't like that joke?

That's okay, it's only got three stars.

πŸ‘︎ 29
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriminalLostBoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
🚨︎ report
I wanted to use my watch as a belt

It turned out to be a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orgelkonzert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
🚨︎ report
Why does Orion’s belt only have three stars?

Well, some of the reviews say it’s just a waist of space

πŸ‘︎ 75
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit

My wife said it was a huge waist

πŸ‘︎ 102
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
🚨︎ report
The Orions Belt is a Big Waste of Space

I'll Admit that was a bad joke Just 3 Stars

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxxchipyxxX_alt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I just spent three hours attaching a bunch of watches together to make a belt.

I’ve just realized it’s a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Wanna see my belt made of watches?

Never mind... It’s a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p-i-v-o-t_friends
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I just made a belt from watches but my trousers still fell down

I guess that was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griff1235
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Have you heard about Orion’s Belt?

No? Of course not, it’s a waist of space.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eKNOWva
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
You know Orion’s Belt?

Big waist of space, huh?

Didn’t like that joke? That’s okay. t’s only got 3 stars.

πŸ‘︎ 204
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCEWaffles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I went to a constellation themed restaurant named Orion's Belt.

I give it 3 stars

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion’s belt is such a waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only three stars.

πŸ‘︎ 38
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlbustos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I was thinking of making a a belt with vacuums

But I think it’s a waist of space

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Have you heard the news about Orions belt?

Scientists are saying it's a waist of space..

Sorry.. That was a three star joke.

πŸ‘︎ 95
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJDogHouse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt lined with watches?

A waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 95
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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
🚨︎ report
The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"

Fasten your seat belts

πŸ‘︎ 34
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcgrotts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
🚨︎ report
I MADE A BELT OUT OF WATCHES TODAY!

It was a waist of time!

πŸ‘︎ 60
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
🚨︎ report
belt that sucks
πŸ‘︎ 119
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Who needs Orion's belt?

It's a waist of space.

Edit: I can't believe anyone would downvote a three-star joke like this.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/startrektoheck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
You know Orion's Belt?

Waist of time...

Not the best joke...3 stars

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
It took me two hours, but I finally wove a belt out of herbs yesterday. Never again.

It was a waist of thyme.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
🚨︎ report
My son decided to attach a watch to his belt

I told him it would be a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 85
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dycrno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear the joke about Orions belt?

I give it 3 stars

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoSweetPeaches
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion's Belt
πŸ‘︎ 126
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitnage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Why don't people wear their watches on their belts?

Because that would be a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Ok, it's not that funny, only a 3 star joke

πŸ‘︎ 58
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt

Then I realized that it was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Destroyer317
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?

He puts it through his loops

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BermudaRhombus1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I have got a black belt in origami

I made it myself

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lfcsafima
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
I use the notches on my belt to monitor how much weight I'm losing

Every hole's a goal

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LashGips
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of old watches the other day.

What a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GavChap
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of a bunch of watches,

But my friends told me it was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Terrible joke, only 3 stars.

Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memelord2131
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of watches

Now I'm stuck in a time loop

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vernal59
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked...

Then it just clicked.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to link a bunch of watches together into a belt

It was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Once I connected all my watches together to make a belt

it was an utter waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/floofysox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
🚨︎ report
My utility belt is empty...

Now it's just a waist of space.

πŸ‘︎ 69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KurlyKarl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to make a belt out of watches

it was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/basmati5995
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
🚨︎ report
I saw a guy with a belt made of dollar bills.

I told him it looked like a waist of money.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I once made a belt out of $50 bills

It was a waist of money

πŸ‘︎ 60
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperShadow127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
🚨︎ report
If you want to be wise with your money, don't buy any belts

Because it will just go to waist.

πŸ‘︎ 186
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheExplicit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
🚨︎ report
I started putting watches on my belt

Until I realized it was a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/0u3f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I gifted my friend a belt made of watches

He told me it was just a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ValiantWaffle777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the woman who made a belt out of watches?

It was a total waist of time!

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_Fart
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I tied all my watches onto my belt, but then I realized...

It was a waist of time...

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
🚨︎ report
Orion's Belt is a waist of space

I give it three stars.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuremama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
🚨︎ report
Never try and make a belt made of watches,

It's a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 45
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of watches once,

It was a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 144
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.........

πŸ‘︎ 977
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chockaday12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
🚨︎ report
You know Orion's belt...

Waist of space.

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
What is a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-cereal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of watches

It’s a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 39
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLuke7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt with a watch

Waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Antonioooooo0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
🚨︎ report
I made a belt out of watches,

It was a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/whitemencantjump1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

It's not that funny. Just a 3 star joke.

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/krazykate13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
🚨︎ report
I once made a belt out of watches

But it was just a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
🚨︎ report
I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked

Then it clicked

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 187
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lliizzaarrddd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
🚨︎ report
made a belt out of watches once...

... it was a waist of time

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
🚨︎ report

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