My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I tried attaching my watch to my belt buckle

I then realized it was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I was thinking of buying a belt with a clock for the buckle

But I figured it would be a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Barkeep looks over, and says β€œPirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”

Pirate says β€œYarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundCloudster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I lost my belt so I tried buckling all my watches together and using that.

It was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthPoppyCock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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Every Girl...

My buddy Dan hated this picture.

I told him he had it wrong, because....

https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb

.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"

(spins guitar on belt buckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zman4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do ghosts do to avoid dying in car crashes?

They buckle their sheet belts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles were on their hats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I glued my watch to my belt buckle...

Now I can't read it. What a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxdemonkid13xx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.

The bartender says: β€œDoesn’t that hurt?” The pirate replies: β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Pete
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ships wheel belt buckle

The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?

The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elseebee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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What do you call a belt buckle with a watch on it?

A waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CChenalds17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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