Belt Buckle Puns

A list of puns related to "Belt Buckle"

My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/DingoWelsch
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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👤︎ u/davidwayland
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I tried attaching my watch to my belt buckle

I then realized it was a waist of time

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👤︎ u/Whymustudodat
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I was thinking of buying a belt with a clock for the buckle

But I figured it would be a waist of time

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👤︎ u/36chambersoffun
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Barkeep looks over, and says “Pirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”

Pirate says “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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👤︎ u/SoundCloudster
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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I lost my belt so I tried buckling all my watches together and using that.

It was a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/DarthPoppyCock
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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Every Girl...

My buddy Dan hated this picture.

I told him he had it wrong, because....

https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb

.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"

(spins guitar on belt buckle)

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👤︎ u/zman4
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do ghosts do to avoid dying in car crashes?

They buckle their sheet belts!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles were on their hats!

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👤︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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I glued my watch to my belt buckle...

Now I can't read it. What a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/xxdemonkid13xx
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.

The bartender says: “Doesn’t that hurt?” The pirate replies: “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts”

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👤︎ u/Tricky_Pete
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ships wheel belt buckle

The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?

The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!

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👤︎ u/Elseebee
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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What do you call a belt buckle with a watch on it?

A waist of time

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👤︎ u/CChenalds17
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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