A list of puns related to "Belt Buckle"
She said it was a waist of time.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, itβs drivinβ me nuts.
I then realized it was a waist of time
But I figured it would be a waist of time
Barkeep looks over, and says βPirate, doesnβt that steering wheel get in the way?β
Pirate says βYarr! Itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
It was a waist of time.
My buddy Dan hated this picture.
I told him he had it wrong, because....
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.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"
(spins guitar on belt buckle)
They buckle their sheet belts!
Because their belt buckles were on their hats!
Now I can't read it. What a waist of time.
The bartender says: βDoesnβt that hurt?β The pirate replies: βArrgh, itβs driving me nutsβ
The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?
The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!
A waist of time
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