I felt really sad when I saw a girl on TV crying and saying, “I Miss America!”

Then someone corrected her grammar and gave her a sash and a tiara.

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📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.

I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"

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📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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