If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?

A Storm Trooper!

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So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of teaching dinner table etiquettes to Luke

Luke: eating with his hands

Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke

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What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?

"That's no moo".

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Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,

"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

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Did you hear that the new Obi-Wan show from D+ isn't going to have Liam Neeson in it?

Apparently his role was taken.

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What kind of car does Obi Wan Kenobi drive?

A ToYoda

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?

These aren’t the β€˜rhoids you’re looking for.

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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McCarty_Bedell
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"

Obi-wan: The high ground

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What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cedrak
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Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?

Obi-Two.

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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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Obi wan never told you who killed your father

Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry

Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad

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Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?

No, he Kenobi.

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What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?

Obi Wan

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Obi-Wan is tired of teaching Luke dinner table manners

Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere

Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke

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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?

Use the fork Luke.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

"Use the fork Luke"

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

Use the forks, Luke.

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