So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
because the sith only deal in absolutes
You win, McGregor
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
Obi-wan: The high ground
Use the fork Luke.
Obi-Two.
Obi-Two.
They were looking in Alderaan places
Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry
Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad
No, he Kenobi.
Obi Wan
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
Obi wan Kobe
Obi Juan Kenobi.
Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.
Because he has great Wan liners.
I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Two Kenobi, Obi-Three Kenobi...
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Obi Wan
He always asks his patients what they are going to be for Halloween. If itβs anything related to Star Wars, he asks...
βWhat would Obi-Wan Kenobi say if he were a dentist? May the floss be with you!β
Smh
A padijuan
Obi-Wan Cannelloni
Obi Wan. -- My 13 year old son.
From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns
What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesnβt Hang Solow!
Why shouldnβt you ask Yoda for money? Because heβs always a little short
What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi
What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul
Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!
Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!
Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.
Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.
Darth Vader: I know what youβre getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.
What is a jediβs favorite toy? A yo-yoda
What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2
Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt
What is Jabba the Huttβs middle name? βTheβ Why is Han Solo a loner? Because heβs solo.
What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who wonβt fight? A Sithy.
What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.
What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2
Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.
Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt
Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe
What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett
What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke
Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.
Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones
Why did
... keep reading on reddit β‘"Use the fork Luke"
Use the forks, Luke.
And why did Obi win it?
