Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"

Obi-wan: The high ground

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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?

Use the fork Luke.

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What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two.

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Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?

Obi-Two.

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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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Obi wan never told you who killed your father

Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry

Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad

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Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?

No, he Kenobi.

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What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?

Obi Wan

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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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Found in /r/prequelmemes
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My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.

So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"

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Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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Wifi puns
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Leia took the kids
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This pun is better than the movie itself!
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What is a Mexican Jedi called?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?

Because he has great Wan liners.

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My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?"

I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"

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How do young jedis (padawans) learn to count?

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Two Kenobi, Obi-Three Kenobi...

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What do you call a fat Italian Jedi?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

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All Star Wars characters played a game. Do you know who won?

Obi Wan

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From my dad, the pediatric dentist

He always asks his patients what they are going to be for Halloween. If it’s anything related to Star Wars, he asks...

β€œWhat would Obi-Wan Kenobi say if he were a dentist? May the floss be with you!”

Smh

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What do you call a mexican jedi?

A padijuan

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Which Jedi prefers Italian food ?

Obi-Wan Cannelloni

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How many jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Obi Wan. -- My 13 year old son.

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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

"Use the fork Luke"

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

Use the forks, Luke.

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What is Kenobi?

And why did Obi win it?

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