Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?
It was blown to sithereens!
Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?
Her power is on a whole different level!
( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol
Have you heard of Darth Vader's wife, she's always reliable and lifting people up when their down
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
Why can’t you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?
Because he always senses your presents.
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done
Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?
Because he is not a tax-evader.
Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
Why does Anakin become Darth Vader
How does Darth Vader like his coffee...
Darth Vader has some interesting methods for disciplining his Children.
They're all very hands-off.
What does Darth Vader use to move up and down?
You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
What is Darth Vader’s Mother’s favourite song?
Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant
Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?
Her name is Ella.
(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)
Why do they call him Lord Vader?
Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.
Darth Vader is far too rich for my blood
His suit alone must have cost an arm and a leg
Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?
He hates it when it's high ground.
How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?
By beating the Sith out of him.
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.
What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
What's Darth Vader wife's name?
How does Darth Vader like his girls?
How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A little on the dark side
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Did you know Darth Vader had to pay for his suit?
It cost him an arm and a leg.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How did Luke know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
I just found out Darth Vader has a sister.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side... This joke was a little forced.
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