Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?
Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor
"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.
"Order 66."
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
I meant Darth Vader’s wife today
Ella. She has so many levels to her
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done
Who makes barrels for Darth Vader?
What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?
It was blown to sithereens!
Did you hear about Darth Vader daughter Elle?
Her power is on a whole different level!
( just made this up, my daughter eat impressed) lol
Have you heard of Darth Vader's wife, she's always reliable and lifting people up when their down
Why can’t you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?
Because he always senses your presents.
Darth Vader's suit seems pretty expensive
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?
Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?
Because he is not a tax-evader.
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
Darth Vader has some interesting methods for disciplining his Children.
They're all very hands-off.
Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?
Her name is Ella.
(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)
What does Darth Vader use to move up and down?
You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
What is Darth Vader’s Mother’s favourite song?
Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm
Darth Vader is far too rich for my blood
His suit alone must have cost an arm and a leg
Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?
He hates it when it's high ground.
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas
Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
What's Darth Vader wife's name?
How does Darth Vader like his coffee...
How does Darth Vader like his girls?
How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
Why does Anakin become Darth Vader
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A little on the dark side
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Did you know Darth Vader had to pay for his suit?
It cost him an arm and a leg.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side... This joke was a little forced.
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant
I just found out Darth Vader has a sister.
How did Luke know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
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