Watching Rogue One with my 8 year old on Father’s Day

When Vader is force choking Orson Krennic and says, β€œDon’t choke on your ambitions.”

My son looked at my and said, β€œHa Ha! Dad joke!”

So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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In Rogue One, When Vader tells Krennic "Don't choke on your aspirations"

It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryguy894
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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My friend keeps telling me to stop making Rogue One puns.

She's told me that like 10 Erso times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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[Rogue One Spoilers] Why was Darth Vader....

Why was Darth Vader so angry at Director Krennic?

...because he wanted to go bacta sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WintersbaneGDX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Went to see Rogue One yesterday and ended up walking out of the theatre.

After the credits ran, very good movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out

Rogue one, me zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theghostofme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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The Pirate (Long)

A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?" "Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night." "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night." "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!" "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?" "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingfrig
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I have 3 pairs of Star Wars socks, each pair is missing one sock.

Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.

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While settling Canada...

One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.

It was the rogue fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregoryTheBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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We live in a world where there are 7 Star Wars movies that have opening crawl.

Then there is a Rogue One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joncort95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Why do I think of Star Wars when using the restroom...

because I usually fire off a rogue one and hit the seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazzMaDazzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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Darth Vader's dad joke from Rogue One [Spoilers]

While force choking Krennic, Vader says: "Don’t choke on your own ambition”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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