Rogue One Puns

When Vader is force choking Orson Krennic and says, “Don’t choke on your ambitions.”

My son looked at my and said, “Ha Ha! Dad joke!”

So proud.

It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality

She's told me that like 10 Erso times.

Why was Darth Vader so angry at Director Krennic?

...because he wanted to go bacta sleep.

After the credits ran, very good movie.

Rogue one, me zero.

A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?" "Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night." "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night." "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!" "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?" "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."

Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.

One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.

It was the rogue fort.

Then there is a Rogue One.

because I usually fire off a rogue one and hit the seat.

While force choking Krennic, Vader says: "Don’t choke on your own ambition”