A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjlind718
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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The bully tried to force me to give up my lunch

so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwele_music
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What do you call identical twins that join the police force?

Copies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlafThePeach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.

Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH4RL130H
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I tried to join the psychic police force

But I failed the vision test

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Duct tape is like the Force.

It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?

Gotta be Low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMezzll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force

I guess that makes him a ForceKin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojogoing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"

Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."

Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiamsNiecesSon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iforgotmylogins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What is the elite division of space force called?

Spatial ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colonel_Soldier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Shroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds

I'll probably just buy them one from the store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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The Singapore Police Force imgur.com/74ANYa6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomboom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Police forces are deflating the stats of seized drugs during the drug war campaign.

Apparently, they didn't do the math but they did the meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What city has the smallest police force?

Minneapolis

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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It was really easy to get kicked out of the Japanese air force

They had a zero Tolerance policy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIgbluetootoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you hear about the Air Force going AWOL?

They went on an air strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastionbarricade
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What is it called when a group of US special forces go out for the night?

Seal clubbing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViking289
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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The Air Force is the most patriotic arm of the US military.

Because they’re USAF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose family forces them to have a big wedding?

Can’t elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coneskater
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Little known fact: The original name for Jedi was "Force Kin"

I wonder why it was rolled back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oafah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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may the force be with you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damonAhAhAaaaaah
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?

A wherehouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?

A Joel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theemptyqueue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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The United States Air Force is more than American...

It's USAF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe

but if you remove it, you get gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My university professor forces the students to buy his book at the beginning of the semester.

It’s textbook economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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