What do you call identical twins that join the police force?
I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.
Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
I tried to join the psychic police force
But I failed the vision test
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?
"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"
Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."
Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"
It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.
I mean, we were all semen at one point.
What is the elite division of space force called?
What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
The greatest air force to ever exist
Police forces are deflating the stats of seized drugs during the drug war campaign.
Apparently, they didn't do the math but they did the meth.
What city has the smallest police force?
It was really easy to get kicked out of the Japanese air force
They had a zero Tolerance policy
What is it called when a group of US special forces go out for the night?
The Air Force is the most patriotic arm of the US military.
Did you hear about the Air Force going AWOL?
They went on an air strike.
What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose family forces them to have a big wedding?
Little known fact: The original name for Jedi was "Force Kin"
I wonder why it was rolled back?
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?
What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?
may the force be with you
The United States Air Force is more than American...
Who is the healthiest person in the Armed Forces?
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
Since it's called the dark side of the force...
Wouldn't it make more sense if the Sith called their weapons Darthsabers?
So, at the dinner table someone asked why we need a space force.
My son just grinned and said to stop the illegal aliens.
I have never been so proud.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one the most fundamental forces in the universe, but when you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
My university professor forces the students to buy his book at the beginning of the semester.
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