Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
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︎ Jun 29 2020
If Apple ever created a police force....
Would it be called the Apple Corps?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How do you force Nintendo fans into a bus?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
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︎ Jan 01 2020
"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"
Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."
Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"
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︎ Aug 20 2018
A Force Field
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︎ Jul 30 2019
What is it called when a group of US special forces go out for the night?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose family forces them to have a big wedding?
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What do you call a rapper that shuts doors with a lot of force?
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︎ May 15 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
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︎ Apr 14 2019
How do you organize a space force?
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︎ Jun 22 2018
You can't force a meme...
...unless it is a starwars meme. They are always a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Whatβs a cookieβs standard unit for force?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
A Whale's driving force is 100 percent concentrated power of krill
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︎ Oct 19 2018
What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?
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︎ Jan 23 2019
If you expect me to force you to stay on top of a ladder youβll always be disappointed
Iβll let you down every time
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︎ Oct 05 2018
What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Why does America need a hair force?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
No one should be surprised that President Trump wants to make a Space Force
He's told us all along that he wants to protect the U.S from illegal aliens
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︎ Jun 29 2018
So, at the dinner table someone asked why we need a space force.
My son just grinned and said to stop the illegal aliens.
I have never been so proud.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Lukeβ¦ Iβm reading a great book about Force levitationβ¦
I canβt put it down.
-Darth Vader
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︎ Nov 17 2018
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
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︎ Apr 26 2018
What do you call a Russian special forces soldier with a low IQ?
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︎ Sep 15 2018
When I was a baby, my dad used to try to force feed me every morning.
My mom used to say βUse the fricking spoon! You arenβt a Jedi.β
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Air Force dad joke: Why did the E-4 with a line number go to the hospital?
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︎ Jul 23 2018
I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...
So I could thank him for his Surface.
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︎ Nov 11 2015
I've heard that joining the air force is a breeze.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
What did they say to force the city's leader to take a vacation?
This mayor may not work...
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︎ Jan 09 2017
What is a drag force's favourite film?
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︎ Feb 03 2017
What law forces a married couple to stay together?
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︎ Jun 02 2016
What is the minimal force required to defend a graveyard?
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︎ Jul 30 2015
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