Does anyone know any good yoga puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nike747
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.

My instructor said you need to go. I said namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTF0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I’m having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.

Every time I ask her to leave she just says β€œnamaste.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Yoga people never seem to be happy...

They're always bent out if shape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What did Snoop Dogg say when asked to leave a yoga class?

Nah, im'ma stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathMetalPanties
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?

Dad: Namaste home instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you say if you are eating whilst doing yoga?

Nomaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triggers--Broom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I tried Yoga for the first time...

I'd say I enjoyed it, but that would be a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.

It helps me namaste at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndaVosari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what happens when you get hurt doing yoga?

you get yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a killing before yoga practice?

A pre-meditated murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pittybrave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I like to do yoga,

every now and zen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I didn’t think yoga would help my posture...

...but I stand corrected!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajhw13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I wanted to tell a yoga joke.

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I would like to start doing Yoga but I can never find the time to.

I am not very flexible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Have you heard the joke about yoga?

Never mind. It's a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My doctor asked if I’d considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.

I said, β€œI think that’s a bit of a stretch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I did Yoga today morning and my stomach really hurt after that. Why?

Because I had Yoghurt before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaibhageria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?

Stretch Marks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students

Nama stay six feet apart from people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chartman21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a nun doing yoga?

Twisted Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grrttfshr1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.

I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The other day my yoga instructor was drunk

It put me in quite an awkward position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Who decided to call them online yoga sessions

and not folding@home?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotreader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I started dating my yoga instructor.

Now we're friends with zenefits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I don't really fancy doing yoga outside during lockdown

Namaste in instead...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I tried making a joke about yoga.

I didn't see it working out.

I know, a bit of a stretch, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nebulaxox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Hey dad, I’m gonna go do some yoga want to come?

Namaste home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzzingwhizbee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?

On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediamanrit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?

NamastΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?

Nah, Imma stay (namaste)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her

"Namaste home today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstohler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I signed up for Yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.

She really bends over backwards for us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My new girlfriend wants me to go to yoga classes with her instead of lifting

It just really isn’t working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetThereBeNick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.

I just dodged a bullet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes he’s completely out of shape.

Yoga pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I went to jail for driving to yoga

They said it was premeditated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"

Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin" Student 2: "Never forget left day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/customgenitalia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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The wife likes yoga.

Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"

Me: "Namaste here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamarockstar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Dad Joke About Yoga

I was asking my girlfriend about her yoga classes, and she said she wasn't really into the spiritual side of yoga, and it weirds her out when some instructors end the class with a communal 'ohmmmm'.

Me: So you're saying there's some resistance to the ohm?

She laughed. She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbast
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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Why can't you trust yoga instructors?

Because everything they do is quite a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/but_thejokesbob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Dad, are you going to yoga class?

Dad: Namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?

Nah I’ma stay.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did the yoga instructor say to his Mom she tried to leave?

Nah Ma, stay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtestcat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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