Does anyone know any good yoga puns?
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︎ Aug 10 2015
Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.
My instructor said you need to go.
I said namaste
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Iβm having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.
Every time I ask her to leave she just says βnamaste.β
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Yoga people never seem to be happy...
They're always bent out if shape.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What did Snoop Dogg say when asked to leave a yoga class?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you say if you are eating whilst doing yoga?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I tried Yoga for the first time...
I'd say I enjoyed it, but that would be a stretch.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
what happens when you get hurt doing yoga?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a killing before yoga practice?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I like to do yoga,
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I didnβt think yoga would help my posture...
...but I stand corrected!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I wanted to tell a yoga joke.
But it was a bit of a stretch.
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︎ May 28 2020
I would like to start doing Yoga but I can never find the time to.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Have you heard the joke about yoga?
Never mind. It's a bit of a stretch.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My doctor asked if Iβd considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.
I said, βI think thatβs a bit of a stretchβ
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I did Yoga today morning and my stomach really hurt after that. Why?
Because I had Yoghurt before.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students
Nama stay six feet apart from people
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What do you call a nun doing yoga?
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︎ May 09 2020
My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, thatβs a stretch.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
The other day my yoga instructor was drunk
It put me in quite an awkward position
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︎ May 30 2020
Who decided to call them online yoga sessions
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I started dating my yoga instructor.
Now we're friends with zenefits.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
I don't really fancy doing yoga outside during lockdown
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︎ May 22 2020
I tried making a joke about yoga.
I didn't see it working out.
I know, a bit of a stretch, right?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Hey dad, Iβm gonna go do some yoga want to come?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?
On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her
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︎ Apr 15 2018
I signed up for Yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.
She really bends over backwards for us.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
My new girlfriend wants me to go to yoga classes with her instead of lifting
It just really isnβt working out
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︎ Jan 25 2020
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes heβs completely out of shape.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I went to jail for driving to yoga
They said it was premeditated
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︎ Jan 17 2020
(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"
Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin"
Student 2: "Never forget left day"
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︎ Oct 30 2019
The wife likes yoga.
Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"
Me: "Namaste here."
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︎ Sep 05 2014
Dad Joke About Yoga
I was asking my girlfriend about her yoga classes, and she said she wasn't really into the spiritual side of yoga, and it weirds her out when some instructors end the class with a communal 'ohmmmm'.
Me: So you're saying there's some resistance to the ohm?
She laughed. She's a keeper.
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︎ May 01 2014
Why can't you trust yoga instructors?
Because everything they do is quite a stretch.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Dad, are you going to yoga class?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What did the yoga instructor say to his Mom she tried to leave?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
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