A list of puns related to "Yoga Jokes"
But it was a bit of a stretch.
Never mind. It's a bit of a stretch.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.
I didn't see it working out.
I know, a bit of a stretch, right?
I was asking my girlfriend about her yoga classes, and she said she wasn't really into the spiritual side of yoga, and it weirds her out when some instructors end the class with a communal 'ohmmmm'.
Me: So you're saying there's some resistance to the ohm?
She laughed. She's a keeper.
but then I thought it was a bit of a stretch
Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"
Me: "Namaste here."
Tadasana!
(side note: I came up with this. If you hate it, you hate me. If you love it, you love me. If someone else has come up with a similar joke, they are brilliant, wonderful, amazing human beings. If you don't get it, you don't do yoga).
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