Meditation Puns

I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

I told him I'd think about it.

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full

It became aware wolf

You get Dis-ohmmmm'd

Fro-zen!

Now he's aware wolf.

Meditator

Aware wolf

Oooohm

It becomes AWARE wolf

They're trying to reach a higher self.

He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.

Maybe then he could find himself.

She's now on a higher plane of existence!

Yogi

Boo, duh

Ohmmmm.... Ohmm....

A pre-meditated murder

It beats sitting around and doing nothing.

A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.

"moo."

The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.

He's interrupted again, "moooo."

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

"Oooooommmm-"

Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."

"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."

The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"

"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"

The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"

Observe a tree.

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

I was asking my girlfriend about her yoga classes, and she said she wasn't really into the spiritual side of yoga, and it weirds her out when some instructors end the class with a communal 'ohmmmm'.

Me: So you're saying there's some resistance to the ohm?

She laughed. She's a keeper.

Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."

Martial arts is as much spiritual training as it is physical training. In fact, there is a school of martial arts in Korea where practitioners would spend large portions of the day just meditating.

As they train their spirits to ponder over their place in the universe, the practitioners would also train their bodies to forgo the needs of the physical world. The practitioners would endure days on end without sleep, and live on a single loaf of bread for an entire month.

As they meditate, they would repeat the mantra: “I am one with the universe, it sleeps not so I shall not sleep. This bread is my only worldly attachment but I shall only TAKE ONE DOUGH”

...stating it was pre-meditative.

I recently posted a picture of a peaceful looking, meditating waldo with a title that reads "Plot twist. Waldo finds himself". My uncle replied with the awesome pun: "Waldo is my "om" boy!"

I need a pun to compete! Thanks for any help.

I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing.

I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing

It's better than sitting around and doing nothing.

Yeah. Now he's aware wolf

Aware wolf

To become aware wolf!

Now he’s aware wolf

Now he’s aware wolf

It will become aware wolf

Aware Wolf

Aware wolf!

Aware-wolf.

Now he’s Aware Wolf.

He’s now Aware Wolf

Now he's aware wolf

Now he's Aware Wolf.

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"