What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
I met a buddhist who was tragically afraid of inner peace...
A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
What do you call a Buddhist that eats Doritos?
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented candle.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
if someone were to make an anti- Buddhist hate group
YOLO would be a really good name
Can buddhists use e-mail?
Yes, but they can't use attachments.
I went to a Buddhist pizza restaurant recently.
I asked the waiter to make me one with everything.
What do you call Buddhist potatoes?
I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?
Transcend dental medication
What happens to hillbilly buddhists when they die?
HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk
What kind of pizza would a Buddhist monk order?
I recently became a buddhist...
... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present. 🎁🌲
How do buddhist monks send emails?
They remove all attachments.
Juan met a Buddhist monk who told him to look within.
Because it takes Juan to know Juan.
What did the Buddhist monk chant after eating mushrooms?
My silly om, my silly om...
(Mycelium)
The Doors, in 1966, heard the news about Buddhist monks performing acts of self immolation. After listening to what was occurring, they decided to make a heartfelt song to express their solidarity with the Buddhist plight.
And that’s why we have a song called “Light my Friar”.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?
An almost enlightened Buddhist was working on the set of Wheel of Fortune...
What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?
Make me one with everything
What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?
“Make me one with everything.”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
I just saw a Buddhist order a hot dog.
He said, "Make me one with everything. "
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
A Buddhist walks into a pizza parlour and says, "make me one with everything"
A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?
Transcend dental medication.
What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist monk refused novacaine at the dentist.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
How do Buddhist monks send emails ?
They remove all attachments
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
The Buddhist didn't like the new vacuum he bought.
It came with too many attachments.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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