23 Hilarious Buddha Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Buddha struggled with sending emails

He was always leaving his attachments behind.

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👤︎ u/wcsoon

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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👤︎ u/OmegaModelZXA

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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There’s two types of people in this world: Buddhas and Pests. Which are you?

Neither! I’m hungry!

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👤︎ u/1o28

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Where did the Buddha migrate after becoming a sheikh

A.Buddha.B

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👤︎ u/Mohitpatil66

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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I named a bug in my house Buddha

He’s a Buddha pest

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👤︎ u/jc123ucme

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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Why did the Buddha start pulling coins out of his butt?

Because change comes from within.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 08 2018

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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything...

Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.

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👤︎ u/Hadeon_

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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Where should be the place where Buddha used to live?

Budapest

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👤︎ u/pengear

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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Why does the Buddha sit crossed legged when racing cars?

To achieve a perfect lap.

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👤︎ u/Ryukononon

📅︎ Dec 20 2014

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What did the monk say who saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?

I can't believe it's not Buddha.

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👤︎ u/LongDecision1

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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Do you know why monks never leave a party?

They’re always thinking “NahImmaStay”

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👤︎ u/TheSinkingShit

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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What did the Monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in fake butter

I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!

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👤︎ u/Dogzilla615

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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Dad just hit me with this

A buddhist monk had a religious crisis. He open a tub of margarine and saw the face of Jesus. He said to himself "I can't believe it's not buddha." (Prounounced buddah)

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👤︎ u/jzeitler121

📅︎ May 31 2020

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Why did the pastor put butter in his bible?

So he could spread the word

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👤︎ u/Wyrdrink

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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I like to think I have the body of a god.

Unfortunately it’s Buddha.

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👤︎ u/P_as_n_Pterodactyl

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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My dad's favorite joke: "Have you heard about Salman Rushdie's new book?"

It's called "Buddha, That Fat Bastard".

He used to tell me to tell it to all of my friends and I always had to remind him that none of them had been born when "The Satanic Verses" came out. Though he may be gone, my dad's fondness for terrible jokes lives on in me.

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👤︎ u/yersinia-p

📅︎ Jul 16 2013

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What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/reggiewhitethecat

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/ddaarrkkdevil

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/AVacuumWithNipples

📅︎ Sep 26 2018

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Buddha goes up to a hot dog stand and says...

make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/FyreFlu

📅︎ Dec 14 2014

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What did the Tibetan Monk say when he saw Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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👤︎ u/mayorodoyle

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Have you all heard about the monk who claimed to see the face of jesus in a tub of margarine?

He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”

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👤︎ u/basecamp13

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in his margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not buddha

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👤︎ u/natulm

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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