Women were not allowed inside the temple...

... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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What did the monk say when he was asked to leave his temple?

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?

Jesus swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Did you hear about the temple to Colonel Sanders on the Yucatan?

It's called the Chicken Eatza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAlverde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Where was Solomon’s temple located?

On the side of his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaketoday
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I was in Bangkok with my wife recently. I suggested we check out one of the many temples.

She said β€œwat pho?”

And I said β€œidk just to get a little culture?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnotnotme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea

They are a place of warship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cccggt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My bidet is a temple
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Every time I visit a temple, I have no idea what to do. So I stand around and do nothing.

I’m an idle worshipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Every time my friend goes to a temple, he takes a nap.

He’s an idle worshipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What is the temple of insects standing on?

Cater-pillars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I called a Buddhist temple and asked if I could apply

They told me applications come from within

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Nearmint
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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What did the introverted monk say to his friends when they invited him out of the temple for a hike?

Nah, I'ma stay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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Heard this one at a temple in my city

Yesterday I was at a Thai Buddhist temple in my city. The secondary meditation instructor was just chatting with the group a bit before things began. He was explaining to me that on Sundays the temple has language classes. Someone else asked if he spoke Thai, he then explained to us that he didn't complete all the courses and considers himself.......A Thai School Drop out.

I laughed so much harder than I should have at this, mainly because I had been trying to think of some dadjokes earlier that day. Universe provided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceJudge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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