15 Hilarious Temple Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Women were not allowed inside the temple...

... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.

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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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What did the monk say when he was asked to leave his temple?

Namaste.

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👤︎ u/Car_radio21

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?

Jesus swept.

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👤︎ u/42alj

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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Did you hear about the temple to Colonel Sanders on the Yucatan?

It's called the Chicken Eatza.

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👤︎ u/kevinh456

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom [OC]

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👤︎ u/ADAlverde

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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Where was Solomon’s temple located?

On the side of his head.

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👤︎ u/jaketoday

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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I was in Bangkok with my wife recently. I suggested we check out one of the many temples.

She said “wat pho?”

And I said “idk just to get a little culture?”

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👤︎ u/itsnotnotme

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea

They are a place of warship

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👤︎ u/cccggt

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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My bidet is a temple

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👤︎ u/DigbyChickenCaeser

📅︎ Sep 04 2018

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Every time I visit a temple, I have no idea what to do. So I stand around and do nothing.

I’m an idle worshipper.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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Every time my friend goes to a temple, he takes a nap.

He’s an idle worshipper.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 10 2019

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What is the temple of insects standing on?

Cater-pillars.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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I called a Buddhist temple and asked if I could apply

They told me applications come from within

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👤︎ u/_Nearmint

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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What did the introverted monk say to his friends when they invited him out of the temple for a hike?

Nah, I'ma stay.

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👤︎ u/sabett

📅︎ Jul 15 2017

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Heard this one at a temple in my city

Yesterday I was at a Thai Buddhist temple in my city. The secondary meditation instructor was just chatting with the group a bit before things began. He was explaining to me that on Sundays the temple has language classes. Someone else asked if he spoke Thai, he then explained to us that he didn't complete all the courses and considers himself.......A Thai School Drop out.

I laughed so much harder than I should have at this, mainly because I had been trying to think of some dadjokes earlier that day. Universe provided.

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👤︎ u/IceJudge

📅︎ Feb 20 2015

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