It's called the Chicken Eatza.
On the side of his head.
She said “wat pho?”
And I said “idk just to get a little culture?”
They are a place of warship
I’m an idle worshipper.
He’s an idle worshipper.
They told me applications come from within
Nah, I'ma stay.
Yesterday I was at a Thai Buddhist temple in my city. The secondary meditation instructor was just chatting with the group a bit before things began. He was explaining to me that on Sundays the temple has language classes. Someone else asked if he spoke Thai, he then explained to us that he didn't complete all the courses and considers himself.......A Thai School Drop out.
I laughed so much harder than I should have at this, mainly because I had been trying to think of some dadjokes earlier that day. Universe provided.
We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.
"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"
"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" John 12:49
After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.
Many years passed by like that.
At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.
With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:
-Stone Temple Pirates
I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.
What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?
I work in an area with a very large Hasidic Jewish population.
I was asked why they cut their hair everywhere other than near their ears.
My response: "They consider the temples sacred."
Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle
Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?
A man of great integrity and honor who attends my temple began earning some extra cash by driving for an app-based ride sharing service. To market his services to people in the temple, he made business cards offering rides from the Uber Mensch. He thought that the Jewish community was underserved and that he could fill that Nietzsche.
I said to my 13 year old. He's at that age when he is starting to think he knows everything because he knows why salt makes ice melt.
He knows I'm a teetotaler.
"What do you know about making drinks?" he says sneeringly.
"I know how to make some drinks."
"I know how to make rum and coke. I know how to make gin and tonic. I know how to make Shirley Temples."
There is a snort there.
"I know how to make vodka cranberries. I know how to make margaritas. I know how to make red wine."
He finishes the fries he is eating at the counter island in the kitchen and starts to head out of the room.
"Do you know how to make a red wine?" I call after him.
He turns around and looks at me, still chewing.
"Tell them about 1991."
"That is when the Soviet Union fell, all the reds were whining."