Cathedral Puns

A list of puns related to "Cathedral"

How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?

They gargoyle

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.

I think he might be getting a big lump sum.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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People just don't care about burning cathedrals

Notre Single Dame Is Given

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?

FINNISH HYMN!!

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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How big are cathedrals?

Massive.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Jun 10 2017
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Do you struggle to find domed recesses in cathedrals these days?

You know, they have apse for that.

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👤︎ u/snowmansni
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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Why is the Internet so spotty in the Notre Dame Cathedral?

Because of the Quasi-modem.

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👤︎ u/Death_By_Sexy
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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👤︎ u/demon969
📅︎ May 17 2017
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