House Of Worship Puns

A list of puns related to "House Of Worship"

What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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In house of worship today, I prayed, "deity of choice, please help me to be less judgemental!"

Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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