Today I got a suspicious letter allegedly from a Buddhist prison.
It was monk jail junk mail.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Whatβs the best thing about a Buddhist casino?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I hear Ms. Parton became a Buddhist teacher...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesnβt even matter.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...
And said βmake me one with everythingβ
-Robin Williams.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I met a buddhist who was tragically afraid of inner peace...
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a Buddhist that eats Doritos?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
My Buddhist friend just gave me a βNirvanaβ scented candle.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
if someone were to make an anti- Buddhist hate group
YOLO would be a really good name
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I went to a Buddhist pizza restaurant recently.
I asked the waiter to make me one with everything.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Can buddhists use e-mail?
Yes, but they can't use attachments.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you call Buddhist potatoes?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What happens to hillbilly buddhists when they die?
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︎ Jul 19 2017
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Lifehack for Buddhists
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︎ Jul 29 2019
HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What kind of pizza would a Buddhist monk order?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I recently became a buddhist...
... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present. ππ²
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︎ Dec 14 2015
How do buddhist monks send emails?
They remove all attachments.
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︎ May 21 2018
Juan met a Buddhist monk who told him to look within.
Because it takes Juan to know Juan.
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︎ May 25 2017
What did the Buddhist monk chant after eating mushrooms?
My silly om, my silly om...
(Mycelium)
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︎ Oct 16 2018
The Doors, in 1966, heard the news about Buddhist monks performing acts of self immolation. After listening to what was occurring, they decided to make a heartfelt song to express their solidarity with the Buddhist plight.
And thatβs why we have a song called βLight my Friarβ.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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︎ Nov 27 2017
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?
βMake me one with everything.β
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︎ Mar 31 2020
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I just saw a Buddhist order a hot dog.
He said, "Make me one with everything. "
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︎ Jan 10 2020
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ May 06 2020
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?
Transcend dental medication
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︎ Sep 24 2019
A Buddhist walks into a pizza parlour and says, "make me one with everything"
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︎ Oct 07 2018
A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?
Transcend dental medication.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
A Buddhist monk refused novacaine at the dentist.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ May 02 2019
How do Buddhist monks send emails ?
They remove all attachments
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Dec 28 2018
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What did the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Aug 08 2018
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