Hindu Puns

A list of puns related to "Hindu"

So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.

I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What did the Catholic say to the Hindu?

Your karma ran over my dogma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen

Incarnation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's a Hindu's favourite food?

Brahmin Noodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cali_mari_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.

She'll be sari!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What did the Hindu man say when his friends invited him to go out?

Namaste home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boris_keys
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.

The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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Why it's so hard to steal a car from a hindu?

Because their gods are all arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sitojaure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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A Christian, a Muslim, a Jew and a Hindu walked into a bar...

The bar now has a sign saying 'Mind your Head!'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrumeballbasher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Hindu dad joke

This literally happened every time i felt like a had a cold or something:

Me: "Hey dad, i think i'm sick"

Dad: "No son you're Hindu"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heman93
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice Caps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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This might be so old it's new again

A comedian backed by the Mafia was doing a show in New York. In the audience was group of foreign religious leaders, in town for a UN conference. Oddly, that group was very vocal in their heckling of the poor comic. Particularly vociferous was the Hindu leader from India.

Noticing this from offstage, the Mafia Don told one of his thugs to make his way to their section and menacingly "encourage" them that they should "shaddap already".

The thug asked the Don if there was one of the group who should receive... "extra-strength" encouragement. The Don replied "Yes. Weigh down upon the Swami ribber".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQLDave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call the bachelorette party of a British girl getting married to an Indian guy?

a Hindu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I'm not ready to be a dad quite yet.

4 friends and I were having dinner today. A Christian, Jew, Muslim, Buddhist and Hindu all literally walked into a bar today and I couldn't think of a single goddamn punchline!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PortlandPerson94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I didn't think my dad would do this, but he did.

We belong to a Hindu family.

Sister: Mom, I don't feel so good.

Mother: What's wrong?

Sister: I'm sick.

Father: No, you're Hindu. What is wrong with you?

Muffled laughter and audible groans were heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poopyface05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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